Californiese

The dialect of slang spoken only in California.

Peeps outside of California probably never even heard of the California Aquesuct, so they wouldn't bother to use such Californiese terminology.

by Downstrike December 24, 2004

California

A mythical land depicted in movies, television shows, and other fictional works of the middle 20th century. Seems to have been located in upper Latin America. Was peopled by exuberant, attractive "white persons," a type thought once to have been widespread in the area.

California was consistently represented as prosperous, but this is strictly notional. Present-day inhabitants of the area have found it to be without economic resources.

Compare "Shangri-La."

He: California was so nice. Too bad it never really existed.
She: -- Are you sure?
He: ... Pretty sure.

by John Bonaccorsi February 12, 2009

University of Southern California

University of Spoiled Children. But really, only the most pampered students attend USC. Everyone knows that the amount of wealth and power amassed at USC is just incredible and rivaled by only few other elite colleges in the U.S. Weather you are insanely loaded or insanely gorgeous USC has it all. No wonder why USC is a top ten international "dream school" for applicants around the globe.

Did you hear that Tina got into the University of Southern California? Yea, I heard her dad like donated $50 million so that she'd be accepted.

by TrojanWannaBe November 22, 2011

california girls

the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world

i was born and will always be one of those california girls.

by emmi 4 yo face February 6, 2008

California Dreamer

A blowjob. It is based on the double meaning of the following lines from California Dreaming by The Mamas and the Papas:

stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray

Hey, so you know Katie? Yeah, she gave me a california dreamer after I bought her dinner.

by braulio009 September 20, 2009

californication

Californication means when Western civilization has an effect on another state (or country). This isn't only limited to California. They mean all WESTERN states. Besides, all the smart Californians know that this state isn't just a beach, or one city (Hollywood)

Does anyone posting here even live in California? Jeez, live here, then insult us.

by you want to know who wrote this that badly? July 13, 2005

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021