clams up

When an idea or a plan is exceptional.

We should head directly to the pub for beers; CLAMS UP! (while holding thumb pressed against fingers pointed toward the sky)

by Donny Kerabatsos January 29, 2009

Insta-clam

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.

Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.

by RiddleKing July 10, 2015

road clamming

The female version of road head. The act of when a man or woman goes down on a woman while driving.

Gwen was driving and told her boyfriend to start road clamming her because she wanted to get off.

by Jbortion May 29, 2018

clam custard

female cum or discharge

It was like a clam custard explosion.

by Queen of Fucking Everything February 5, 2010

Clam monkey

Term used to refer to a koala with chlamydia.

Look theres a clam monkey in that tree

by Rbharry February 5, 2021

Clam Walk

The act of dragging male genital up and down a person body from toe to head without breaking scrotal contact with the receiving body.

I totally want to clam walk up and down her.

by Oysterlover69 May 21, 2018

Clam Man

Someone who gets fired from their job for no apparent reason.

"Ah man did you hear about Lindsey?"
"No, what happened?"
"Total Clam Man dude, she just left"
"Good riddance, I hate her."
"wow dude uncalled for"

by xxXBosmanXxx April 1, 2019