Berkeley Breakfast

A gratuitous sexual act involving bacon.

"Snorting coke off a hooker's ass is so 1990s. The Berkeley Breakfast is where it's at."

by HLPONY January 8, 2009

budapest breakfast

A socially awkward or even silent meal.

You see that couple at the next table? They haven't said a word to each other since they sat down. It's a total Budapest breakfast.

by comradem01 February 12, 2009

second breakfast

Breakfast consumed after the first breakfast which is eaten very early in the morning, or early in the day in the process of a long journey. The first breakfast is usually light in nature and consists of small portions.

When I woke up early in the morning at 7am to watch cartoons my mother hadn't made breakfast yet so I just had a little bit of cereal. When she woke up at 9:30am she made me bacon and eggs, which was my second breakfast.

When I went camping with my friends they got drunk the night before so early in the morning I just had a small breakfast before they awoke so that we could all eat breakfast together later. My first breakfast consisted solely of biscuits. While for second breakfast I ate bacon and eggs. The breakfast I ate with them was second breakfast.

by rsssss January 14, 2008

chelsea breakfast

oral sex performed by a man on a man in the morning

Pepe' gave Brian some good old fashioned chelsea breakfast.

by josh28 April 4, 2009

Momma's Pancake Breakfast

The best meal that Cracker Barrel has to offer. If you go to Cracker Barrel and don't order this, then you're missing out. Equally tasty at breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Comes with three large buttermilk pancakes, syrup, a side of bacon or sausage, and a side of eggs cooked just the way you like them.

Person 1: "Boy I sure do love Cracker Barrel. What are you gonna order?"
Person 2: "Isn't it obvious? Momma's Pancake Breakfast."

by gatorchamp1 January 17, 2010

Grand Slam Breakfast

Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.

Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Osoyoos breakfast roll

(oh-SOY-oose)
-noun
the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.

Dan drank a little too much and left the maids an Osoyoos breakfast roll at the holiday inn

by noah v July 6, 2007