catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up

by Tangleteaser June 12, 2018

Throat Bollocks

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

by John Banjophonist October 24, 2019

Blue Bollocks

A game played by teenagers (typically aged between 13-17) or elderly gentlemen (typical aged between 71-94) in which participants would suffer severe pain-resultant impact to the testicles (nuts, balls, kohoneys or bollocks) and the penis (cock, savage schlong, dick or slender shaft). One would usually get hit as a forfeit or as a punishment for sexually assaulting somebody.

Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.

It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.

Man: Did you see my wang?
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house

by Edward of All Men January 4, 2021

ballocksed

bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British

"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)

by dLand November 21, 2007

balloged

This is a state in which a person is intoxicated with alcohol, drunk if you will.

Yo that dude is balloged!

by Bkmeetsirl January 11, 2008

balloonaloona

A crazy animal that is often printed on balloons. It doesnt have a discription of how it looks because it is so unique.

1"so..."
2"sew buttons on a balloon!"
1"what kind of balloon?"
2"blue one."
1"whats the balloon have on it?"
2"a crazy dancing balloonaloona

by Tayyyytar May 22, 2008

Balloggan

Knit headgear resembling a cross between a ball cap and toboggan. Typically worn during the hottest months of the year with ill-fitting plaid shorts and plastic prison shoes at inappropriate times, such as at the workplace.

Did you see the white balloggan she was sporting this morning?

by Orca25304 June 22, 2010