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balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...
by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004
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swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.
Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!
by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007
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red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.
After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!
by quimmerman October 18, 2007
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Bench Baboon

When two niggers are sitting on a bench while eating chicken and watching people walk around.
dude i saw a bench baboon while walking to the store the other day
by JE Begley April 29, 2011
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ballooncock

A crime perpetrated on a man who is sleeping outdoors. First a helium-filled balloon is attached to the man's penis, then the penis is severed at its base. The unfortunate victim awakens shortly afterwards to experience pain, blood-loss, and the heart-breaking sight of his pride-and-joy floating away, never to be seen again.
Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, sir, I would ballooncock you as you slept."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I wouldn't want to keep it anyway."
by Alipé August 13, 2007
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cum-balloon

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.
I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
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balloon popping

Something Jason does for sexual gratification. Involves a balloon a needle and the moment of anticipation.
Uhhhh, the balloon is about to be popped. Squirt, squirt, squirt.
by Jeffy Rohr April 29, 2004
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