Backward sailor

When you good lady slips a finger or two into your ass during sex.

Oi love give me a backward sailor it will make me blow my load.

by Goochstroker October 30, 2020

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TB (Technologically Backward)

Someone who is not good at recent technology and gadgets. (TB- Technologically Backward)

He is a TB (Technologically Backward) that he wont be able to do that compilation work by himself.

by Jevkoz March 7, 2019

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Brackards

The opposite of crackers and cheese... i.e. cheese goes on crackers... so break up crackers and dip the cheese in the cracker bits to smother the cheese in salt and cracker goodness. Brackards...

Dude i was tellin this kid about how we had brackards over a steakhouse burger... the best

Oh werd?

by brackardsguy October 18, 2008

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Mackwards

That guy you know with absolutely no game, that somehow still has girls falling all over him.

That dumbass gets all the girls. He's lame as Hell.

Yeah, he's totally mackwards.

by Slapguts October 18, 2008

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backyard all-star

someone who tries too hard or takes backyard games too seriously

-kid slide tackles and throws elbows in a backyard soccer game-
"woah, calm down"
backyard all-star- "fuck you. you pussy"

by CoNnOr August 15, 2014

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backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015

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