glass bottom river boat

the act of shiting in a glass bowl while it is placed over your partners head

Hey Toby, I just gave that bitch the glass bottom river boat.

by Kyle Longbrake December 3, 2007

Dirty U Boat

The act of having a dump whilst in the bath.

I was having a nice soak last night, and accidently curled out a Dirty U Boat! It stank!

by Ed the Jeb November 27, 2011

boat candy

a girl whos only purpose for being on the boat is to be hot and attract attention. the girl is normally hot and petite. skimpy bikini, trucker hat, beads, tattoos, and pasties are all optional and add to the hotness, but dancing on the back of the boat and occasionally flashing the public are required

o so she is going to be our boat candy

by pen15spellspenis July 12, 2011

bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

by bloat hunter April 1, 2017

Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.

Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.

by niks luds March 15, 2010

Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

Leaky boat

During sexual intercourse, a man plugs all of a girls holes. I.e. vagina, anus, mouth

"I was fucking my girl last night and it turned kinky With a game of leaky boat."

by Kinkychic August 26, 2013