Matthew

A fucking fat ass who sits at his computer all day and uses his twin for clout

Ugh our discord mod is matthew?

by Obamni July 6, 2025

Matthew

Gay.

Hey look, it's a Matthew!

by Tackswithaknackforapack July 8, 2025

Matthew Em

A definite bro... he just be diggin in his butt, like just excavating that shittt.

Yo, our boy Matthew Em is in the house, you already KNOWWW he's gonna be DIGGINGG in that shit!

by Mon Astery July 13, 2025

Matthew Incident

The Act Of Stabbing Someone While Being Named Mathew

Matthew Stabbed Ms.Vanisha Resulting In The Matthew Incident

by bob the cow fish August 26, 2025

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

matteo

when the gift of God is a fuckboi

Girl A: I wanna date that boy
Boy: As in me cause I'm the gift of God after all
Girl B: Haha stfu Matteo

by suck_my_d33 August 30, 2025

Mattel gun

A nickname for the original M16 rifle given to it by us troops due to its use of polymer parts and being lightweight, and also given that it was fragile and unreliable in its earliest iterations.

"I ought to try out this commie gun instead of that Mattel gun pos"

by Cakebutt September 10, 2025