Mattel 

Implying that a woman's breasts are fake. Or that one has had plastic surgery done to look more barbiesque.

She is totally mattel.

Hey Dash, check out mattel, 10 o'clock.

She ain't real, that is All mattel.

Mattel by Hadassah July 23, 2008

Mattel 

A bunch of scumbags who like to ruin franchises for no f*cking reason.

EXAMPLES OF FRANCHISES THAT THEY'VE RUINED:
Thomas & Friends: At first they seemed to improve it, but sometime in 2017, some kid told a writer of the show that trains go places, but Thomas doesn't go anywhere, and so Mattel created BWBA (Big World! Big Adventures!), which in my opinion was the final nail in the coffin for the franchise, because the WHOLE T&F series was cancelled after Series 24, and then turned into the steaming pile of sh*t known as All Engines Go. Basically, the whole series turned into garbage that's made just to sell toys.
Bob The Builder: They turned a cartoony series into a realistic series and made it formulatic as hell, reminding TTTE fans of Sharon Miller.

In conclusion, Mattel are greedy nincompoops who do thinks that no one asked for.

Guy 1: So, why did you quit the Thomas fandom?
Guy 2: Basically, Mattel f*cked up everything great about the franchise and made it a baby show for no apparent reason.

Mattel by JanTheAnimatorOfficial June 17, 2023

Mattel man 

1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man

plural: Mattel men

Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO

I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.

Mattel man by uberJOY July 1, 2004

Mattel HyperScan 

a shitty ass game console made by mattel

some dude: the Mattel HyperScan SUCKS.

Mattel HyperScan by Im sega August 13, 2020

Mattel gun

A nickname for the original M16 rifle given to it by us troops due to its use of polymer parts and being lightweight, and also given that it was fragile and unreliable in its earliest iterations.

"I ought to try out this commie gun instead of that Mattel gun pos"

Mattel gun by Cakebutt September 10, 2025

Trixie Mattel 

Trixie Mattel (Brian Furkus) is beloved drag queen from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Now living in WEHO. She appeared on RuPauls Best Friend Race season 7 and All Stars 3, in which she won All Stars 3 (rightfully so). She also has a hit TV show on Viceland with fellow Drag Race alumnus Katya Zamolodchicova. She uses over the top makeup skills to look like a doll.

Trixie Mattel didn't rob Shangela of the All Stars 3 crown.

Trixie Mattel by katyasfagash June 3, 2018

trixie mattel 

Drag queen who uses over the top eye and lip make-up too look like a doll.

Did you see Trixie Mattel's dress last night?! She looked like a barbie!

trixie mattel by Twinkb April 10, 2016