Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022

nut hogger

When some one is hogging all the nuts.

Ex: "Janet, stop being such a nut hogger!"

by Lobo Clone6 October 22, 2014

nut refresher

When you use a car freshener and tie it to your balls.

1.what smells good in here.
2.oh its my nut refresher.
3.do you have an extra one.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november

DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason

by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020

hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

deez nuts

just deez nuts

see deez nuts oh yeah

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022