Mocho-democracy

A race of semi-democratic individuals who tend to favor the opposite of Eminem's hit song, White America.

"Ben Carson should win in 2016 because our country is now a mocho-democracy. "

by null793 September 25, 2015

liquid democracy

Similar to liquid courage, liquid democracy is the result of drinking alcohol beverages and becoming more and more democratic. Rants may include: "merica is the best country in the world," "the white house is where it the president lives," and "I voted for my high school student body president."

The republican debate is tonight and we need to step our game and chug some more liquid democracy

by Lollllaaaa October 31, 2015

Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.

I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

rim demon

A type of flatulance or "fart" that has a burning sensation on expulsion from the anus or "rim".

A painful sensation during flatulance.

I regret eating spicy food, because now I feel like a rim demon is trying to come out.

by Theeee D January 18, 2016

Spaghetti Demon

Extreme awkwardness or discomfort in social situations. People who often, "Spaghettify" or otherwise act unnatural when speaking with strangers can be classified as "Spaghetti Demons"

Dillon: Hey John? How come when the cashier asked for the money you just kind of stood there and stared at her?
John: I don't know, I just kind of seized up..
Dillon: Jesus John, are you always this much of a Spaghetti Demon?

by Eric The Philosopher May 24, 2017

Netflix Demon

Someone who only watches Netflix and dresses with sweatpants and sweatshirts no matter the weather

Joe: Sam stop being a Netflix demon
Sam: I can't help that I love sweatpants and sweatshirt

by TheDirtySpoonWithSprinkles June 27, 2017

The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel

"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"

by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017