CatLap 

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

CatLap by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012

Catalina, Arizona

A rural blue-collar community of Tucson, Arizona.

"I work in the back of a restaurant and I smoke meth so I live in a rented trailer in Catalina, Arizona."

"I'm retired and I want to live in a 55+ community of expensive homes away from the craziness of Tucson so I live in SaddleBrooke, the only nice area in Catalina, Arizona."

"I can't afford to live in Oro Valley so I live in Catalina, Arizona."

Catalina, Arizona by EA888 July 28, 2013

Cathy Kelley 

One of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist. Her social media game is on point. All her tweets/posts are bangers. She also has a dog named Gene.

Cathy Kelley is one of the best interviewers to ever exist.

Cathy Kelley by DaleExe May 22, 2021

St. Joes catholic academy 

Fucking bum ass school with teachers who are on your dick 24/7 if you don’t have a vagina or aren’t Croatian and get a fucking heart attack if they hear a curse word. Fuck Ms. Snell and Ms. Dondic they can suck my dick

What school do you go to? St. Joes catholic academy oh how the fuck are you not suspended

St. Joes catholic academy by cOCkGUZzeler1243 June 20, 2018

Catch a case 

A term used as a joke for when an older guy is hitting on a young girl.

"She's too young for you bro"

"Damn I'm boutta catch a case then"

Catch a case by TrapL0rd69 January 11, 2018

Catching Feelings

When someone starts to get feelings for someone else

Person 1-Aghhh I'm catching feelings for Him

Person 2-Go for him!

Catching Feelings by Theapple27 March 23, 2019

herding cats 

The phrase herding cats comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is as difficult as herding cats. One of the commonly encountered uses of the term in technical fields is the phrase "Managing programmers is like herding cats" or "Managing engineers is like herding cats". In education it would be "Managing students is like herding cats". In reality, it would be "Managing cats is like herding cats." It refers to the individualism common in the stereotypical examples of programmers and domesticated cats. A similar phrase, allegedly of Irish origins, is "Minding mice at a crossroads".

Me: Yo. I was having trouble.
You: So, managing cats was like herding cats?
Cats: Ya!

herding cats by catherdmaster January 3, 2009