Texas

You think that's hot?!

beta florida man: god it's so hot
Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake

by couch Remote December 22, 2020

Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"

I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Text insecurities

When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.

I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.

Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag shoved up her vagina and gets shot.

Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021

Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag

Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021

texas rain

when you jizz on a bitch

last night your mom was begging for the texas rain

by kloutkidd January 12, 2021