referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.
Antonym- Whiskey Dick.
Antonym- Whiskey Dick.
1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.
2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.
2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.
by RonKirkPants November 20, 2009
Get the Pistol Dickmug. When a man has to take a shit, he must first tuck the dick behind the toilet seat to avoid pissing all over the bathroom floor.
Man, I had to piss and shit so bad, lucky for that dick tuck or there would've been a lot of cleaning to do.
by uknowmeJO January 18, 2010
Get the dick tuckmug. Dick Pad has several meanings:1.it can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad
2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.
3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity
4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.
2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.
3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity
4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.
A Twisted Illusion: Hey Casey, you are a Dick Pad.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.
by A Twisted Illusion September 13, 2008
Get the Dick Padmug. To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.
After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease
She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.
She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.
by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012
Get the Dick teasemug. by BMoney ya tu sabe March 19, 2017
Get the Stank Dickmug. by The 13th Nomad February 24, 2010
Get the Dumb dickmug. by Hujanika Bolucoff September 2, 2007
Get the dick twatmug.