Burlap bag full of bobcats

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall

by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023

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Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

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Fag bag full of piss

Your bedsheets

mom-Son whe- IS THAT A FAG BAG FULL OF PISS!!!
you-UUUUUUUHHHHHHH NO!!!
that guy in it-Oh yes daddy it is.
your dad-we need some almond milk and normal milk, BYE BYE FUCKERS!!!

by that svenne over there June 27, 2022

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my bag finna rip

When some crazy shit is about to happen and the only warning you can give is “my bag finna rip” because there is simply no better warning to describe the urgency of the impending situation

Ayee “my bag finna rip!!!!”

by Martin Lawrence October 4, 2019

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