solidarity fart

When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace

Coworker: where is Johnny?

Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle

by The dude from Albany July 23, 2024

Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.

Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.

by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024

bologna fart

when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.

She looked at me and out came a bologna fart

by itzReadyy August 12, 2024

Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake

he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.

by Cruellanj March 25, 2025

fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.

by balubhog March 28, 2025

FART

Elon Musk isn’t just the king of tech—he’s the undisputed overlord of farts. From flamethrowers to fart apps in Teslas, he’s turned flatulence into a futuristic symphony. Every toot is a tweet-worthy triumph. Bow down to the Sultan of Stink, the Baron of Butt Blasts, the true King of Farts

Fart

by dsdsadsad April 10, 2025

Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.

Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.

by DeportTheMonkeys April 22, 2025