You Suck Weener

1) Giving head...to a small willy.
2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you

1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener
2)Jessica: I can't get drunk tomorrow im grounded
Hayley: O damn you, you suck weener

by Sexual sex September 21, 2005

oh you MOTHER

By far and beyond, the most commonly used Tomism (see "Tomism"). The phrase has it's origins when Tom was using his very last respirator mask while baling hay and took it off for lunch break. Chris quietly put a lump of horse shit in the middle of the mask. When Tom got up to put it back on, he stared at it for a few seconds, his face got red and he did a slow motion turn to Chris saying, "OHHHH... you MOTHER!!!" Since this event, it has become his signature phrase.

After saying, "OH you MOTHER", he proceeded to chase Chris around the barn, tackle him and perform Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture on him for revenge.

by Frank Klaune November 24, 2004

i love you

has the same number of letters as bullsh*t.
i love you= 8 letters
bs= 8 letters

person 1: i love you
p2: really?
p1: yeah (thinks in head NO)

by angtard July 19, 2007

slang for thank you

thanx or thanku

slang for thank you examples r:

thanx so much for doing that
thanku for helping me w that

by chuckbasslover23 November 2, 2013

I loaf you

Another way of saying "I love you", except SUPER LEGIT.

Julia: Hey, can you give me a ride home?
Clarissa: Yeah, no problem.
Julia: Many thanks man, I loaf you!

by QueueTips August 25, 2011

break you off

To make George W. Bush your bitch.

I am going to break you off Mr. President!

by Brian October 5, 2004

God Bless You

When someone says "god Bless You" You are obligated to smack yourself in the face before five seconds passes. This "game" originated in New Jersey by the name of a fellow named Christopher Wheeler and another by the name of Matt Boyle. This game has been active for about 5 or six years now and is popular in the Tri-State area (NJ, NY, CT, PA and just expanded to TN)

Someone says "god bless you bitch"

You Smack yourself in the face before they pelt you in the face.

by Christopher J. Wheeler October 8, 2006