I farted so much because I ate so many beans, you know what they say; "beans are the fruit that makes you toot!"
by Somthin'somethin' December 13, 2022
Get the Fartmug. When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
by Hobby-less May 21, 2017
Get the Safety fartmug. by Heuchdj May 18, 2021
Get the SHMOG FARTmug. A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the Guinness fartmug. In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
or
I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
or
I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
Get the Queen fart suitedmug. A fart fanatic is one who enjoys the
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of
their pass.
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of
their pass.
Hey dude, why are you waughting
that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.
farts fanatic fan
that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.
farts fanatic fan
by Helmet72 January 18, 2016
Get the Fart Fanaticmug. One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.
by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023
Get the Fart knockermug.