I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!
by Spacey April 12, 2017
Get the vegan crack mug.Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.
She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.
by Britannica 2018 May 27, 2018
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"Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."
by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018
Get the Vegan Hoe mug.Vegans who believe that they're better than all other people. Vegans like this usually criticize others for not being vegan, and bring up veganism in every conversation they have, as if veganism is a religion. The worst ones might also force their pets to go vegan as well.
Guy: How's your dog doing? Last time I saw him, he looked unhealthily skinny!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!
by SGG_256 July 28, 2020
Get the Vegan Missionary mug.He is the most amazing person in the whole world and will have your back no matter what . He will be the perfect life partner he will not betray or cheat anyone who is involved with him .
by anonymous May 9, 2022
Get the Vedansh mug.The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010
Get the K-Vegas Fetus Fondler mug.-Hey remember when we had that Las Vegas sleepover?
-You mean the time when that hooker named Kim stole all our blow?
-That's the one!
-You mean the time when that hooker named Kim stole all our blow?
-That's the one!
by RobA June 3, 2014
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