3 definitions by the_zymbobwhey

Rice Noodle

a Penis of Asian ancestry which is too small to suck or fuck

"Rosha get some!" Says Eric.
"No, you fucking rice noodle!" Rosha screams.
"What do you mean?" Eric says confused.
"You're a rice noodle bruh, sorry." Will explains.

by the_zymbobwhey May 29, 2018

Avacad-hoe

A girl who is fake and thick on the outside, but when you see the real her, you don't what to eat her anymore.

"Hey Gabriel come over here."
"Nah, Imma stay here."
"why?"
"No offence, but you're an Avacad-hoe."
Nwachi twerks off, tears streaming down her face.

by the_zymbobwhey May 29, 2018

Vegan Hoe

A person who is a hoe that cannot have (suck) anything of meat product.

"Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."

by the_zymbobwhey May 29, 2018