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Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020
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Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"
"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.
by Darren Webster December 9, 2008
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Baked Tomato

Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period
I gave my girl a baked tomato last night
by King Chapo June 15, 2016
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tomato

i may be stupid but at least i don't look like a tomato
by lemonboyswillbebugs November 6, 2019
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Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!
Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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Tomato

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by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur July 19, 2021
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Tomato Religion

by MrOce May 6, 2019
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