Iffy Stiffy

When you are half turned on but also half not.

Jeremy: Dude, in class last period I got an Iffy Stiffy because of the sub.

James: Yeah me too...

by balboni October 1, 2014

The Stiff Drink

The "Stiff Drink" is an uncommon term used to describe when a gay male gives a blowjob and swallows.

Went to Denny's to get one of"The stiff Drink" (s) they have in the back room.
(If you know what I mean.

by Ferin S. Zedlocke December 31, 2019

Red town stiffy

The act of getting a hard dick and having your best friend opening your penis hole and pouring big red inside until your penis rejects it and erupts like a volcano

Me and Jason got kind of bored so I told him to give me a "Red town stiffy"

by Elswag December 2, 2013

stiff upper lip

The act of ejaculating on a womans upper lip then freezing it, then you punch the frozen lip.

Arnold gave marrisa a stiff upper lip after she refused to make him a sandwich.

by meowwwwwwwwwwwwww11001152 May 9, 2011

Stiffy Pills

Another term for viagra

Oi, Mavis, you dirty ol' slapper, where's me stiffy pills?

by johnnylongprong March 30, 2010

stifty

An erection on a 50 year old man. Combination of the words "fifty' and "stiffy". stiffy erection

A discussion among friends about the pros and cons of turning the big 5-0 produced this term.

Steve may be half a century old, but he can still give his wife the ol' stifty.

by JGPresley December 28, 2010

blicky got the stiffy

for a bitch who just got the fuckin stiffy

have you heard? blicky got the stiffy ,6IX9INE

by BLICKING6IX9INE January 4, 2018