stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011

stag

A pixelated porn loop that was released in the 90's on the Commodore Amiga that pre pubescent boys loved to watch.

*Rakesh's sister sees Rakesh playing stag while jacking off on his Commodore Amiga"

Sister: What the hell are you doing?
Sister: I'm telling mom...
Rakesh: no dont, Ill let you watch...
Sister: ok

*Rakesh continues jacking his khrum*

by Zoo Keeper June 27, 2008

Stag

1. An erection that one cannot, despite there best efforts (incl. mangina), banish.

2. To go alone (for eg. to the prom/formal)

Francis damned his insatiable taste for fine women and even finer satin trousers, as he attempted to manoeuvre his stag into the mangina position.

by Benjamin Trewin July 24, 2007

Stagecoach

A 3-day country music festival held in Indio, California. Where people embrace their redneck side and get down to their hillbilly bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bones while participating in games of beer pong and hitting a friendly neighbor's beer bong. These cowboys and cowgirls at heart spend their weekend drinking, line dancing, yee-hawin' and drinking...of course. This is a real good country get down for the true country fan who wants to have a good ol' time. Participants leave the weekend starting the countdown for next year.

A:Are you going to Coachella this year?
B: Hell no! I am a gentleman, and gentlemen go to Stagecoach!
A: Sorry man, I didn't realize.
B: Its cool man.

by stagecoachhoochie May 2, 2012

Staight

A man who usually has no defining traits or skill, and is completely or close to completely incompetent

Liam Is a staight man because he is bald and likes women.

by LiamMcCauley January 23, 2021

Stage 3

Stage 3 represents the third and final stage of bowel movements caused by IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress. This stage usually occurs after the stressful action has been completed. Stage 3 often consists of sharpened stool, hardened poop often caused by excess constipation. This is probably the most painful yet most relieving part of the 3 Step process.

Stage 3 makes me feel like I'm pooping razor blades.

by Dr. I.B. Essing April 30, 2012

Saige

Saige is a big red dragon known to hang out with Solkkamal and Satyto. A very kind derg, likes cars.

vroom.

Saige is going on about his cars again. That's ok, his friends satyto and solkkamal still enjoy his presence.

by bighotmeNn December 6, 2020