Squad

The word which ghetto people, tards, swagfags and common idiots use to describe their gang of friends.
:real_meaning: a unit in the army

(Meme's) "when the squad come's over"," when you're out with the squad"
Swag bae poop unit ghetto swagfag fucktard gang squid

by swagfags fear me December 19, 2014

extreme doom squad

The most Queer, ass-nagging slut-fucking sons of bitches that have ever had the audacity to call themselves humans. These are the type of poser-ass emo pieces of shit that arent worth the gunpowder it would take to end their worthless lives and make the world a better place. They should be strung up and forced to watch everyone they ever truly loved be brutally raped and tortured to death before having the same done to them.

extreme doom squad people should have their asses forcibly fornicated by large pieces of spiked metal.

by bob vila March 14, 2005

Squad wipe

A girl who has hooked up with the entire squad.

Mark:
Should I date Marissa?

Frank: Not a chance dude, she belongs to the streets. She has already squad wiped us.

by Chingwack8421 July 11, 2020

C-Squad

A Chicago based crew that has grown exponentially since it first began in 2007, because of its patented kushing technique. C-Squad is known for rollin deep, pongin hard, and kushin harder.

John- "eyy bro were you at that party last night?"

Jake- "yeah man haha you watch C-Squad roll in?"

John- "hell yeah! they roll deep as hell, you ever see them pong?"

Jake- "yeah dude I was there...you haven't seen shit until you've seen them kush"

by 4N0N0M1573R September 22, 2009

blazin squad

See pikey cunts.

Guy 1: "I saw blazin squad tonight!"
Guy 2: "You went to one of their concerts?"
Guy 1: "No I walked past the chip shop."

by the coolest guy ever February 29, 2004

shock squad

a group of best friends that'll do anything for one another including help find one night stands or potential girlfriends. the have a shocker salute and are all athletic and good looking. they are all willing to do the shocker to any hot girls at any given moment.

them ballers from seaside are the originators of the shock squad. they always get the job done when it comes to the poontang.

by Willy Mo Boonedog November 28, 2007

geek squad

The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.

Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.

See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.

The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.

by fuck you asshole May 20, 2007