Fem-splain (Female Explanation) Sarah: "I am moving the product launch from Tuesday to Friday. We are doing this because the final quality assurance check, which was completed this morning, revealed a 24-hour delay in the email rendering for mobile devices. Friday ensures we launch with the correct formatting, allowing us to maintain our 95% engagement target rather than risking a lower rate with a rushed Tuesday launch. I need the design team to push the final assets to the server by Wednesday at 10 a.m. to meet this new timeline."
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Get the fem-splain mug.1. When someone explains in great detail about a subject, or how to do do something despite the victim have a sufficient amount of knowledge and/or experience.
2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.
Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".
Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.
2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.
Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".
Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.
1.
LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"
Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"
LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."
2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*
Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"
LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"
Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"
LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."
2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*
Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"
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A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.
Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.
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Friend (1) : holy shit I just found him completely Han soloed in his bed this morning he must have been Han soloing
Friend (2): get the hot water we have to rescue him
Friend (2): get the hot water we have to rescue him
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It’s like mansplaining,
but robotic…
and somehow more confident than it should be.
It’s like mansplaining,
but robotic…
and somehow more confident than it should be.
“AI-splain is when the chatbot answers the question you never asked with confidence it absolutely did not earn.”
“AI-splain is when AI delivers a masterclass… in Missing The Point.”
“AI-splain: when the bot is very sure of itself about something wildly unrelated.”
"AI-splaining is when AI assumes expertise over my own experience."
“AI-splain is when AI delivers a masterclass… in Missing The Point.”
“AI-splain: when the bot is very sure of itself about something wildly unrelated.”
"AI-splaining is when AI assumes expertise over my own experience."
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