dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015

blackout sober

A state of blackout experienced when ones sober brain can't handle their level of badassness

I got so blackout sober last night, don't remember a thing

by Tunaslinger September 3, 2015

jonathan söderberg

Jonathan Söderberg, a very attractive name. Often used as a sex symbol because he has a big penis

Jonathan Söderberg, your penis is so big

by PowerDefinitions101 December 12, 2016

Blackout Sober

When a person is always inebriated and, once sober, cannot recall any experiences that they have had; unless they are high/drunk in any way.

Danny knew he was screwed for his test, because all of finals week he had been smoking PCP while he studied, and now he was Blackout Sober and can't remember what to wright on the test.

by can find a name.nothingworks September 28, 2017

anna soderling

She’s a “special” person.

I feel like an Anna soderling right now.

by Gsudhudh345 December 6, 2017