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Sneaky Suck 

The Sneaky Suck is a blowjob given to you in a public space discreetly. The most common way of performing the sneaky suck is by giving the blowjob under a table. The sneaky suck is commonly spelt "Sneeky Succ".
Derek - me and becca performed the Sneaky Suck in the movies last night
Tom - what row were you in?
Derek - Front row
Tom - you're such a savage.
Sneaky Suck by gag&shag October 10, 2017
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sneaky sneaky 

when you are with you're loved one
and you get a bit frisky you are being sneaky sneaky!!
how was the sneakyness last nite?
sneaky sneaky by lou December 10, 2003

sneaky weasel 

#1: To fool someone.

#2: To pull the "wool over someones eyes"

#3: To be sneaky under-handedly
Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.

Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.

(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)

Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.

Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.

sneaky weasel by Todd Lee November 14, 2005

sneaky peak 

to creep up behind someone and watch them in silence without them knowing. A common practice in the cubicle work environment, and easily acheived when someone is working too hard.
"Dave was so engrossed in his work that Craig and I easily sneaky peaked him. We were there for like 10 minutes."

"The last time Dave sneaky peaked me, i started to smell a fould odor. I knew it was him!"
sneaky peak by Jamie Clarke July 25, 2008

sneaky shimmy 

Be warned, this move requires the stealth and speed of an ninja and also the dexterity of an Indiana Jones.

While hooking up with a girl and things progress, you soon find yourself and your target naked, making out in a horizontal position. As you begin to finger bang her (slowly at first, intensity increasing as you go from 6 to 12). Simultaneously, use your other hand to grab her voluptous breast, pinching her nipple as necessary. When she is sufficiently lubricated and moaning your name, quietly but quickly replace your fingers with your full blown boner in the same rhythm and speed of your finger thrusting without her noticing, similar to how Indiana Jones switches out the stone in The Temple of Doom.

*This move is best suited for the size of an asian ninja.
Girl (preferably 2 hundy +): "Hey, how are you feeling both my boobs and fingering me?"

Btron: "Look no hands! That was the sneaky shimmy!"

sneaky shimmy by Well N. Dowd April 12, 2009

Sneaky bastard

before you finger a girl go to the bathroom then get jizz on your finger then finger the girl.
Dude i gave that girl a sneaky bastard last night
Sneaky bastard by volcomkidd March 22, 2009

Sneaky cube 

get an ice cube then start eating out your girlfriend with it. turst me its fun.
Sneaky cube by Travis Luce March 26, 2004