Mr. Simon Lo

Mr. Simon Lo
Teacher in LSC
Weight: 250lb+
BMI: 30+
Age: 59 (as of 15.2.2022)
Enemy: Mr. Au Yeung Chuk Kwong
Diseases: diabetes
Teaching Subjects: Integrated Science, Physics
Likes: jokes, shouting in lab, recording video, 曬命
Dislikes: Mr. Au Yeung, sweetened coffee, people playing in lab, people not submitting homework, people laughing at his 'magnificent physique'

Mr. Simon Lo daily:

wake up
eat
run to catch the bus (but fails)
walks to school
falls down
walks again
gets to school
goes up
waves hand
punch Mr. Au Yeung on the head
waves hand again
goes to toilet
(last 4 items x10)
rushes to catch 42 bus back home (then fails again)
waits and catches next bus
gets back home
eats
records video
eats again
plays Chinese music
eats
sleeps

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022

Simon brown

Someone who thinks they're good in bed when actually they're great! Simon brown's tend to be sex gods but are usually cocky with it. They are very swagarific meaning they have loads of bitches and big ass crew. This crew will often contain a charlotte who is fabulous and he loves and envys. He is very bootilicious and is the life of the party but is also very witty. Beware though they can sometimes be sexist but a dick slapper like charlotte often knocks some sense into them and make them a more swagtasticly amazing person.

"Wow that's a top quality Simon brown"
bootilicious
swagarific

by Da real swag queen August 20, 2013

Simmons College

An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.

"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"

by Jenna Samuels August 7, 2005

Simon

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.

wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.

by etyui November 4, 2009

simon

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face

Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.

by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007

Simon

someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.

A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.

That kid is so Simon
No, Simon, I'm not your mom.

by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014

Simmo

A numb but who picks up all the sweaty expired vaginas off the street and use them for his personal plesure. A degrading version of the mansluts and the hillbillys.

Often plays roger ramjet tunes on audio software as this is their mating call. Though however, his milk usually brings all the boys to his yard and dance with him as he caresses spoons.

Watch out, a ferret ass is around the corner. Dont want to get near simmo.

by Sentinel316 March 21, 2005