Simon

someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.

A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.
That kid is so Simon
No, Simon, I'm not your mom.
by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014
mugGet the Simonmug.

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