Shexting

Sexting but both parties are in the shower

Me and quandale dingle were shexting last night, it was so hot

by figgy swift May 6, 2022

Bullet Shifting

When a someone in a car changes gear faster than the speed of light ...

Yo see that geeza... " bullet shifting " then son !

by BIG MAC June 1, 2012

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

by NotNix October 29, 2009

shitting a frisbee

an expression that illistrates the difficulty to accomplish a job or task that is nearly impossible.

"getting all my homework done by 8pm is going to be like shitting a frisbee!"

by mdspnb November 22, 2011

shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

shittexting

When a really annoying SOB texts one word or a very simple phrase every text therefore those who do not have unlimited texting are screwed over.

Person 1: hi Jim! how is ur day :3

Person 2: Oh

Person 2: it's fine!

Person 2: thanks

Person 2: for asking

Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!

by youraloser1 November 14, 2010

Shifting

Lucid day dreaming perpetuated in an auto-hypnotic trance.

My friend was shifting yesterday. They told me all about their dream. It sounded cool.

by BeggarWild May 28, 2021