Definitions by youraloser1
Coffee Addiction
This can be found in most American adults who can not go through the average work day with out at least 3 cups of coffee.
Usually they will use "I'm sleepy" as an excuse for more coffee.
Usually they will use "I'm sleepy" as an excuse for more coffee.
Person 1: Ugh! where's my cup of coffee!!!
Person 2: Dude take a chill pill
Person 1: I can't! I'm practically falling asleep...
Person 2: looks like another case of Coffee Addiction... *sigh*
Person 2: Dude take a chill pill
Person 1: I can't! I'm practically falling asleep...
Person 2: looks like another case of Coffee Addiction... *sigh*
Coffee Addiction by youraloser1 November 20, 2010
shittexting
When a really annoying SOB texts one word or a very simple phrase every text therefore those who do not have unlimited texting are screwed over.
Person 1: hi Jim! how is ur day :3
Person 2: Oh
Person 2: it's fine!
Person 2: thanks
Person 2: for asking
Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!
Person 2: Oh
Person 2: it's fine!
Person 2: thanks
Person 2: for asking
Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!
shittexting by youraloser1 November 14, 2010