shittexting

When a really annoying SOB texts one word or a very simple phrase every text therefore those who do not have unlimited texting are screwed over.
Person 1: hi Jim! how is ur day :3

Person 2: Oh

Person 2: it's fine!

Person 2: thanks

Person 2: for asking

Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!
by youraloser1 November 12, 2010
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Coffee Addiction

This can be found in most American adults who can not go through the average work day with out at least 3 cups of coffee.

Usually they will use "I'm sleepy" as an excuse for more coffee.
Person 1: Ugh! where's my cup of coffee!!!
Person 2: Dude take a chill pill
Person 1: I can't! I'm practically falling asleep...
Person 2: looks like another case of Coffee Addiction... *sigh*
by youraloser1 November 18, 2010
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