Definitions by NotNix

whoaching 

a portmanteau of whore + poaching. When a guy takes a well known slut off of his friend's FB list and proceeds to have sex with her as well.

Man, that dude totally was totally whoaching by doing the same girl i banged last week!

whoaching by NotNix January 20, 2014

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better 

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better by NotNix October 29, 2009