Pube Stash

A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis

Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick

by Wugar19 August 8, 2021

Pube monkey

When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.

"I did a pube monkey with your mum last night"

by Fortniteballz69 September 29, 2021

Pubelicks

How to pronounce that favorite grocery store frequented by such celebrities at Florida Man, Snowbird Susan, Goatchelle, and Dammit Ruthie!!!!

Im fixin to run down to the Pubelicks and get some some fried gator and cake

by The Abe Froman January 26, 2022

pubes

When a person genital area has a huge ol’ forest bush made up of skin cells and skin flakes.

“Wow! I could braid those pubes!”

by Pubert_lice February 12, 2022

pubefoot

A northern man, typically below 6 feet tall, whose feet have more hair than the rest of his body. This reality has made him quick to anger, so approach with caution. It was once thought to be a Northern English relative of the bigfoot, yeti and sasquatch, but this was disproven with evidence.

"I saw a pubefoot out behind the pub the other day"
"No way, surely that was just Andrew! He stepped out for a quick cig"
"Nah he's definitely a pubefoot. Don't ruin this for me."

by Twipps February 26, 2022

Puberty

Hell

Did you hear? Rachel’s going through puberty! I hope she stays nice.

by anonymous July 3, 2022

Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022