Phonography

Dirty talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend/general object of sexual activity over your cell phone or bluetooth.

"I make no apologies, I'm into Phonography. I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose. I need my hands free"

- Phonography, Britney Spears, Circus (2008)

by BLuvr April 3, 2009

Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

cheese+yogurt as well as semen, jizz

I heard Chuck sprayed her face down and she didn't clean it off for days-- it was smelly like Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

by lesoldham April 25, 2013

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I brought my Hustler magazine in the bathroom so I could pornobate while taking a shit.

My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.

by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

phonomenon

the phantom sensation that you phone is vibrating in your pocket, when it is not.

I hate it when I feel that phonomenon.

by PsychoMD September 7, 2015

Porno

1. Word that you call someone that has wronged you

That robber who robbed my house is such a porno!

by CockHunter85 August 22, 2020

Ethanial Poonoodle

A guy who just likes to eat poo, likes to act like a dodo and everytime he goes to school he says hi and cry. Have a best friends name as Manker who likes to wagomago. It gets his name from poo and noodle. The poo gets scrunched up into a noodle and has a name of of ethan and ial. MEANING ETHANIAL POONOODLE!!!

Yo Ethanial Poonoodle, wanna eat poo cuz ur a poo noodle!

by Roasted Roosters November 3, 2020

Cuntier than a lesbian porno

An overall disappointing experience

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’

by SquirrelNuts84 March 27, 2022