LEAF Paradox

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.

Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.

by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021

Bootstrap Paradox

It's when Peter has 2 skins and Rodney has 0

I was having such a good night with Rodney and Peter until a Bootstrap Paradox

by NotPeter69 February 17, 2024

Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage

"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"

by ForestGuy July 21, 2023

Crush-dance paradox

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out

P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox

by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025

The marmor paradox

Someone that is realy cool and hot at the same time
The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like

Wow look at this awsome man he must has the marmor paradox

by The paradoxer December 5, 2016

Spoiler Paradox

When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one

“Hey delete that photo! It’s a spoiler!”
“Wait it is? I could have sworn we’ve this before”
“No it’s a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradox”

by Mufasamarini2 March 16, 2021

DonGivAFuk Paradox

The DonGivAFuk Paradox is when someone simply doesn't give a fuck about your statement, opinion, or anything you have to say. One way to tell if your in this paradox just ask them if they give a fuck. If they say no your in the DonGivAFuk Paradox.

(DestyXV) "You sit in gen till you get iron armor!"
(ThunderStorw) "DonGivAFuk."
(DestyXV) "Well I do!"
(ThunderStorw) "DonGivAFuk!"
This is a DonGivAFuk Paradox

by I.Have.Keyboard to use! August 6, 2021