The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.
Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
by tacticalgoose28 July 10, 2012
by Kody Allen Hill June 02, 2011
by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 07, 2005
Boosts a girls rating out of ten by at least 1 if not by 2. Can make an average girl look hot. And a hot girl into Megan Fox. And so on. They contain a hypnotic aura that garners much attention from guys. To girls that love attention, buy these pants!
Man....look at that chick over there. -Jason
Yea, thats a 7 for sure. -Bob
No, but shes wearing lululemon pants! thats at least an 8! man look at that tight ass! -Jason
Yea, thats a 7 for sure. -Bob
No, but shes wearing lululemon pants! thats at least an 8! man look at that tight ass! -Jason
by JamesRGatz October 21, 2009
by Vladimiranda October 12, 2007
A term used to describe pants made for women or girls worn by emo, scene, or skater boys. Hardcore devotees to this fashion wear their little sisters pants.
by BlackRainbow13 June 16, 2007
When your talking with a chick and she has either nice legs or a nice butt or both and you want to tell her but dont want her to think your a creeper. but when the girl starts talking about said pants make sure you tune her out
by coolcory January 13, 2010