Jacking off

Jacking off is when you put lotion on your dick and rub it with your hands until you moan and cum

I'm jacking off my 7inch while typing this
Shit I just cummed it felt really good tho

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

off the cob

out of place; weird

Julie? Yeah, I know her. She seems a little off the cob, don't you think?

by Wolfram Bowser November 15, 2012

Chomp Off

v. to abruptly end someone's sentence by talking over them.The action is usually received as an act of hostility.

Originated in Atlanta, Ga.

Person A: "I didn't know that was the rest of the...
Person B:"Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit, that's your fucking problem. You're a stupid trick."
Person A: ...
Person C: DAMN! chomp off!

-end scene-

by buddahluva February 18, 2011

Dirk off

the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play

Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.

by BigJordan December 11, 2011

scratched off

(Verb) To move away from a physical location or situation.

Clyde didn't like the way the conversation was headed, so he scratched off.

by ezwages August 12, 2006

Socks Off

Child's/Adolescents game originated in Herefordshire, England.

Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.

After spending all afternoon arguing, over who fancied the new girl more, it was decided that a game of socks off would settle the matter.

by Drew.Peacock December 26, 2019

chill off

A fucking made-up phrase only Rob uses.

"Your music fucking suck, Rob!"
"Chill off, dude."
"Chill out, not chill off"
"Chill off!"

by fuckpack May 5, 2016