deez nuts

have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........

deez nuts to trick a female

by dale January 6, 2004

golden grape nuts

When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.

"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"

by uptanuthin' March 4, 2009

bug nuts

Slang meaning crazy or insane, especially when the person is acting as if he (or she) is bi-polar.

She went just bug nuts on me!

by Diane B September 7, 2007

the duck's nuts

adj. used to give the highest praise. Derived from the "Duck's" brand of packaged nuts available in most supermarkets.

"Damn - that is the Duck's nuts fo sho!!"

by markuz July 7, 2005

Corn Nuts

A decaying, brown-mouth full of heinously rotten teeth accompanied by the rank oder of rancid food particles.

1)
He leaned in to kiss her ever so gently.

Girl says, "Ugh! You need to go to the dentist and fix those Corn Nuts!"

2)
"That's the filthiest grin I've ever seen. Look at those Corn Nuts!"

by PoPoMcCo January 31, 2008

up to my nuts in guts

fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can

Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!

by hammer316 February 23, 2009

rusty nuts

when it's a hot day and you're on the toilet with explosive diarrhea and your testicles get covered in diarrhea making them look rusty.

(Nick) "jimmy you look terrible"
(Jimmy) "yeah man I've been up all night with rusty nuts, I only did it once but it takes so long to clean that shit up"

by dollar-bills-y'all April 18, 2010