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white noise

when a man ejaculates into a girls ear, clogging her eardrum
When she said tell me how much you love me, i gave her white noise.
by gman04 April 5, 2010
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douche nozel

the advanced form of a douche. one who can be a douche without trying. a title gained through sucking up and being stuck up.
that teacher is such a douche nozel
i noe man, she makes other douches seem cool
by Pheng February 4, 2008
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Noise hole

Can be another name for a person's butthole, but is most commonly used as another name for the mouth... seeing that's where most of the noise comes from.
Dude... Danielle just doesn't know when to shut her noise hole. It's really beginning to piss me and my friends off!
by Beurk March 9, 2011
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Adaptive White Gaussian Noise

This is a racial slur, because it associates individual personalities and traits with a skin color.

It is both positive and negative:
(1) Adaptive: flexible, able to switch to a different strategy in a new environment.
(2) Gaussian: (named after Carl Friedrich Gauss, a mathematician) vaguely implies above-average mathematical abilities or intelligence.
(3) Noise: (pejorative) nuisance, something to be ignored. A neutral synonym would be "dissenting opinion". However, in some social settings, being a dissenting voice imparts a sense of snobbishness.

Not to be confused with Additive White Gaussian Noise (AWGN), which is a mathematical concept deeply rooted in digital signal processing and probability theory. The correct interpretation of the four words of AWGN are:

(1) Additive (not to be misspelled addictive) means addition (the sum of two numbers).

(2) White means (i) consisting of all frequencies (ii) uncorrelated. This meaning stems from the physical phenomemon that a white light is formed from a mixture of monochromatic lights of various frequencies.

(3) Gaussian refers to the Gaussian Distribution, also known as a Normal Distribution, a concept in probability.
As used in bumper stickers, tshirt. Misuse of "Adaptive White Gaussian Noise" may result in disciplinary actions from school.
by emergent chaos March 29, 2009
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brown noise

The noise required to mask the sound of anal secretion and subsequent bowl splash in a public or private restroom when one or more persons are in attendance with the person discharging, to thereby avoid the awkward silence that is present and periodically disturbed by the excretions of the person in question.
Dude, that was really awkward. The guy in there was playing his ipod, utilizing its brown noise capabilities.

The whole time I was in there this dude kept coughing to cover up his dump. He was clearly brown noise(ing).
by @dEpP September 14, 2010
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noise

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004
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noice

to describe something very cool, beautiful or great.
She has a very noice butt!!!
by Mad Snake August 28, 2006
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