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Myspace Tom

The guy who created an entire website for teens to keep in touch instead of using e-mail or cell phones. (We all know actual real life contact ceased some time ago.)
I am Myspace Tom. I created yet another way for people to avoid each other!
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myspace whore

(noun): A person who signs onto myspace whenever they have free time. They change their pictures every three or so days. If their pictures don't instantly have 490 comments on their new pictures, they post several bulletins stragticlly saying, "<b>NEW PICZZZZ! COMMENT PLZZZZ!!!</b>" This is also true for if they don't get 670 regular comments every time they sign on. To be a myspace whore, you have to have <i>at least</i> 1500 friends.

Believed to have derived from the word whore. People <i>very cleverly</i> added the word myspace in front of it. This phrase originated between 2003 and 2005.
OMG, Stacey is such a myspace whore! She posts bulletins like every five minutes! She must have atleast three thousand friends she doesn't even know!
by Claire S.... February 13, 2006
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Myspace Whore

not what most people have said.
A person who spends a lot of time on myspace, but while on there, posts bulletins and sends messages to other people telling them to add so and so, and the person they're 'whoring' does the same for them.
Person 1: Whore me? I have 5k friends!
Person 2: Ok, just click my button and whore me too!

Whoring Bulletin:
Add Sam! She's super hot!
She comments!
(Persons Pic Here)

Thats what a myspace whore does.
by Tyffany December 22, 2005
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myspace friend

A person who you consider a friend but do not really know them at all. Sort of like your mllionth friend on myspace.
I don't really know john, he's just my myspace friend
by shituation room May 21, 2008
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Myspace Makeover

Much like a home makeover, but for your myspace. May include such additions as pictures, blogs, backgrounds, videos, and other Myspace jargon. A Myspace makeover is much larger than a simple myspace update and is usually done less than once every 3 months.
I haven't updated my Myspace in months. I think its time for a Myspace Makeover.
by SamuelRoss December 25, 2008
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MySpace Gangsta

A person who for one reason or another projects his/her "toughness" (gangsta) over MySpace in an attempt to intimidate another person.

MySpace version of a "Telephone Tough Guy"
Jon: "Listen up you punk bitch, When I see you I am gonna fuck your world up"

Dave: "Whatevea man you aint gon do shit... you just a MySpace gangsta"
by DMcB September 1, 2008
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myspace fake

someone who creates a myspace profile, steals, usally a hot emo kids pictures, then he goes on friendstorm, adds a ton of friends, searchs through his friendlist, finds hot chicks,
talks to them.and trys to get them to send him naked pictures.
simple way to prevent this is photoshop your friend id to your pictures.
myspace Fake- hey your cute= you should send me naughty pictures=
hot emo girl- hey i know your fake. you stole those pictures from will!
myspace fake- im not a fake hes a fake!
hot emo girl- fine make me a myspace sign, and i will belive you.
myspace fake- ....(deletes girl, and finds another to trick).
by sam bennett May 17, 2007
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