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moses

1) A loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities such as a tendency to high-handed moralising, offering up unsolicited non-sequiturs out of the blue and issuing commandments on how to do things, but without having been given the mandate to do so by neither authority on high nor by election of his peers.
2) Sometimes slight homosexual connotations are attached to the meaning, given its etymological origins: homo was contracted to Mo, then extended to Moses to render a more euphonious word and offer some degree of stealth due to possible censorship and slander concerns.
"Hey, guys, you really shouldn't be eating all that fast food. It could kill you."
"Shut up, don't be such a moses"
or, singing along to a Nelly song:
"Why do I live this way? Hey, must be a moses"
by DURFC March 22, 2005
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Pimp Moses

A playa that goes to Mainland High School, Daytona Beach, Fl
Whats up Jon, or should I say Pimp Moses
by um...Me June 7, 2004
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moses

lee,he is moses but refuses his part in collecting the 10 commmandments, so he is replaced by a ball (which has a mouth and eyes) he is great.we all love moses
by sloane and shelley October 11, 2005
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moses

Cross between man and roses.
When you wife/girlfriend sends you moses, roses to work for Valentines Day. It's a way to make receiving roses from work less embarrassing as a man.
by Ceridwen77 February 23, 2014
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Mossheaded niggadweeb

When an individual has done something so stupid that you have to express how disappointed in them you are so you refer to them as
Brandon passed out after two shots”
Luke: wow brandon is a mossheaded niggadweeb
by Supreme...patty October 16, 2019
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Montse

Montse is an amazing, beautiful girl who’s always looking out for her loves ones. She’s also a girl that’s trying her best. She is a very, very cheerful person, but that does not mean everything in her life is perfect.

She’s a human too. A very unique one, but human. She has feeling and even tho she always has a smile on her face, she gets sad too. So, check on her from time to time.

Montse has a heart of literal gold and she’d do anything for those she loves. And I mean EVERYTHING!

As a girlfriend she’ll always appreciate you and will do anything to see that smile she loves so much. So don’t break her heart, she’ll never forget.

Talking about smiles, she has one of the most beautiful smiles anyone has ever seen and eyes to get lost in.

She can be shy from time to time, but that does not stop her from making new friends at every party she goes to.

If you know a Montse, appreciate it because once she’s gone, you’ll regret it.
My girlfriends name is Montse. She’s a really sweet, caring girl.
by nothereforalongtime November 22, 2021
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hot sauce moss

used to describe an incredible balla. they are amazing at being a balla on the court and off the court on the streets. usually gets anything he wants such as, girls, money, clothes, anything they want in life. best word describe next to perfection.
by tmossdaboss July 9, 2009
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