Definitions by Ceridwen77

morn 

This is cross between mommy and porn. Specifically related to books.

For example, "50 Shades of Gray" is considered mommy-porn hence the word morn. It has a double meaning. It's kind of sad that mommies read this, but it's not spelled like "mourn" as in mourning. It's "morn" to make it funny.

morn by Ceridwen77 February 23, 2014

moses 

Cross between man and roses.

When you wife/girlfriend sends you moses, roses to work for Valentines Day. It's a way to make receiving roses from work less embarrassing as a man.

moses by Ceridwen77 February 23, 2014