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Messiatry

The study or practice of becoming a messiah.
"It is commonly accepted that Jesus spent the first years of his life working alongside his father as a carpenter's apprentice. However, this is untrue. He was attending school for the study of messiatry."
by mitch c November 22, 2005
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Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜
(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015
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mesh bin

That metal fucking object that every office in the UK has which is incredibly annoying when you kick the shit out of it.
Awais, pass me the fucking mesh bin
by BetaSpark August 6, 2017
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Mess around with them

'mess around with them' could have a sexual meaning as in mess around with them meaning having sex without any strings attached or having sex with strings attached.
"the boys and the girls are here, i mess around with them, and I'm okay with it"

It being phrased like this would mean the speaker is saying that he/she is bi (bisexual)
by GayPotato28 November 11, 2020
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hex message

A nasty, malicious and/or subtly unnerving text sent from someone (usually a current or ex-girlfriend) designed to get inside the recipient's head and ruin their day/night.

A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.
"yeah dude let's fuckin' party!"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"
by Nick Beam May 9, 2008
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double message

After ignoring a facebook message/text from a playa tryin' to "get with you", they proceed to send a second (or even THIRD) message.
Which you again ignore.
Playa:"lets hang out"
*ignore*
Playa:"whats your number?"
*ignore*
Playa:"we need to chill"
*ignore*

this ^ is a double message.
by Playahata696969 January 24, 2011
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Message Board Terrorist

A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.
Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!

Allah Akpost!
by Wadatah November 9, 2008
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