Cell Machine 

Cell Machine is a 0-player simulation game, where player has no control over the simulation once it started. By carefully placing different cells the game provides, you can create unique machines. This cellular automata game was made by Sam Hogan for a game jam.

TheTrashCell is a popular YouTuber who makes videos about Cell Machine.

Cell Machine by Milenakos October 2, 2022

hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.

"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"

hobo cooling machine by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke

kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

green cheese machine by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011

Kate The Great Weather Machine

She is the most awesome person ever in the Mysterious Benedict Society Series. She carries around a bucket full of everything she needs and is very agile and athletic. See also, Kate Weatherall.

OMG, it's Kate The Great Weather Machine, y'all

Kate The Great Weather Machine by Juliana Renfroe June 8, 2013

Serbian Sex Machine

Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.

That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D

Serbian Sex Machine by the Asset June 26, 2014

Hot shower time machine 

When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.

"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"

Hot shower time machine by Tkroll24 May 15, 2016

Portland Slot Machine 

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

Portland Slot Machine by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016