Pleasant Valley Junior High

This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.

friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.

friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.

by noraleigh18 March 7, 2019

Hazel Park Junior High

Home of the Hoes bby🤢🚮.

Ew it’s Hazel Park Junior High. YUCK!

by Asley12344 October 16, 2019

St.Bernard Junior High & High School

St.Bernard (also known as SBEP) is a horrible school. Please don't send your children there. There are fights almost every day there. A girl got jumped by a whole family! Poor girl.. They give you work and an article on how to do the problems (especially in math) and expect you to do it. No explaining at all... :( There are roaches and bedbugs. I saw a bedbug crawling on a locker once. The food is gross. They serve us milk from 2004. WE HAVE PROOF! The teachers are disrespectful for no reason. Lets say there's a fight..ok. The principal punishes the whole school because of it! I swear it's sooooo stupid there. There's so much more I can talk about but I have to go to my locker bye :)

St.Bernard Junior High & High School is a bad school!

by luna.red March 2, 2020

Wombo Combo Deluxe Junior

Absolutely slapping the sh*t out of someone

He just got hit with the wombo combo deluxe junior

by ThickDickDaddy37 June 22, 2021

Barty Coors Juniored

This happens when you have a few too many beers at your local bar and are a big fan of the Harry Potter films.

Man, Nick got absolutely Barty Coors Juniored last night at JT's.

by DrLifePot November 24, 2022

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

(Simpsons) 1. The name Homer Simpson comes up for someone else with when he's in Moe's Tavern.

Moe: What's his name?
Homer: Joey Joe-Joe Junior...Shabadoo?"
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!
(A man is sitting on the other side of the bar runs off crying after he hear Moe say that.)

by Ohenry July 20, 2005

Jungian psychology

Legendary Theorist of Cognitive Siences; In Swisseland, Jung was regognized as a Psychiatrist. If he were to be ressurected to life of a sudden, he would not be able to exlain the 5 common traits of all living organisizms. He would not know to fathom the first step of a "recovery program" but he would surly recognize that the 12 Step Program is Religious beyond any doubt. Would he speak to you of simple problems and teach you trust-building skills, frindship skills, problem solving skills? ...... No! He would be looking for Sigmund Freud, ..where is my siggy???

Jungian Psychology was a prompt to those who would come later and explore exact sciences of the mind and body according to the rise of technology. He was a deep thinker; but the opposite of medical scientist. He dug into vast areas of knowledge of spritualism, telepathy, and ArchType (symbols) and then appled unsound results to ancient throries. His understanted of men and his brain what non greater than the Andalusian Peoples. WE must look to a new science; and keep for legend and respect, the Jungian psychology. ( Jungle Psychology - Pathatic Pathosis )

by Simon Corbin ( Just Simon from here on) August 10, 2006