New Jersey Turnpike

A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.

New Jersey Turnpike, huh? What exit? Bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face

by magnalbatross October 17, 2006

New Jersey

A great state to live in. People who don't know the truth of Jersey have likely never lived/visited there, and write it off as "boring" or "shitty" when in fact it is very interesting and has a lot to offer. That's why all the obnoxious New York trash (who pronounce it as "Joisey") and Pennsylvanian hick scum come here for vacations. A classy state with classy towns. Home of the Pine Barrens, one of the most unique, beautiful, and important forests in the WORLD, and people have the nerve to say that Jersey smells like pollution (that's only around New York and Philly, fellas). All in all, a totally misunderstood state. Just stay away from Camden.

I went to college in PA and now realize how much it blows compared to New Jersey.

by eongonegni October 5, 2005

new jersey whitesnake

a very large penis. Seen in the book "Sloppy Firsts"

Marcus has ten inches of New Jersey whitesnake.

by Candice February 26, 2004

Jersey

A small Island in the in the British Isles, which stupidly got renamed New Jersey what no american noes about.
Similar to Guernsey, Alderney, Sark and other Channel Islands.

Has great beaches
Warm

Good weather

Never is heard of

guy 1 : Went to Jersey Last weekend .
guy 2 : Never heard of it.

by d-_-b DJ Relax February 27, 2010

Jersey Shore

NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.

Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.

So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May

The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!

by 07079 June 11, 2010

Jersey Shore

The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."

Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

Jersey Snowblower

When a guy holds a chick up by her legs and has her walk on her hands down a row of guys, fellating them all in a row, and making them cum, then spitting the cum to one side, creating the illusion of snow being blown.

Vinny's girl said she liked it kinky, so he lined up his tanning buddies and pulled a Jersey Snowblower.

by Denton 8 May 13, 2009