I'm downloading an internet's worth of porn over here, sweeet balls!
Dude you have like an internet's worth of booze, i am going to be SO DRUNK.
Dude you have like an internet's worth of booze, i am going to be SO DRUNK.
by Chris Redfield August 14, 2005
by Tonyyyyt August 16, 2020
One who frequents message boards, acting tough and talking down to people to make themselves feel better.
by TheZodiac April 19, 2005
Used as an adjective:
When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.
This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.
When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.
This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.
You see someone really hot on a dating site, and your friend tells you they are about a 8 in terms of being Internet Hot, which means it would only take someone using Photoshop a skill level of 2 to make them that attractive.
by DickArmy October 22, 2009
The dry, irritated feeling your eyes get when you've been at your computer too long. Often, your eyes take on a bloodshot look. See also TV eyes, PlayStation eyes, XBox eyes.
A. Dude, what's with the Internet eyes?
B. Man, I just spent six hours at urbandictionary.com. My eyes are dry as f*ck!
B. Man, I just spent six hours at urbandictionary.com. My eyes are dry as f*ck!
by MrSmartyPants February 17, 2009
noun. A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale. An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.
Using low resolution, over-exposed, and off-angle pictures are the hallmark of an internet diva in training.
by chunky September 17, 2007
Guy 1: "Yo, what internet browser do you use?"
Guy 2: "I use internet explorer."
Guy 3: "That shit is CANCER get that shit out of your computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Guy 2: "I use internet explorer."
Guy 3: "That shit is CANCER get that shit out of your computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
by M_too_flee April 11, 2013