Puerto Rican hooker on the rag

Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.

Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?

Puerto Rican hooker on the rag by Patayter tots January 20, 2021

Bugger Me Hooker 

bugger me hooker is like saying "oh my god!!" but better for your Christian minecraft server!

"Bugger me hooker!! did you just die?"

Bugger Me Hooker by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021

60 year old hooker 

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.

Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess

60 year old hooker by Man fts February 3, 2023

backpage hooker 

(Noun) : an escort a slut
Example: like the back pages of yellow book, hence the backpage hooker

1. You don't think I'm serious . GUESS WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU . POSTED THIS NUMBER ON ABOUT 5 HOMOSEXUAL WEBSITES . jUST LOSES THIS MOTHERFUCKIN NUMBER WEIRDO . GET A LIFE

Who's this?

Not a backpage hooker, move along

backpage hooker by joe4kewl December 16, 2013

skank hooker 

a girl that finds pleasure in sleeping with multiple men like a hooker does; however does not request money in return, which just makes her a skank hooker.

Boy - that blonde girl from Coudersport sure is a skank hooker.

skank hooker by annolroo February 24, 2010

Swanky Pirate Hooker 

Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.

Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)

That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....

The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!

Swanky Pirate Hooker by (= Pirate Hooker October 26, 2010

Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

Three Legged Hooker by Dildo Backpacker April 7, 2011