off the hook

adj.
1. Freed, as from blame or a vexatious obligation: let me off the hook with a mild reprimand.
2. The Shiznit, something noteworthy, outstanding
3. Off the chain

"That That 70's show is off the hook, breh!"

by privatejokr December 22, 2003

to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra

Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....

by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners February 12, 2012

whale hook

The opposite of the fish hook and is performed after harpooning a whale. This usually involves the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol and hoping that no one actually saw the whale you brought home that night. When getting head from a fat chick while she's in front of you on all fours, you reach over her back and hook your finger in her ass and pull. This can be both degrading and painful. This is not something to be performed by an amateur as it's a complex maneuver considering how fat the whale is. If timed correctly, it can serve a dual purpose by forcing the whale to swallow your entire load of stoo. Performed properly, your meat is deep down her throat so she is in essence "hooked" at both ends and can't move and must take it all down while gagging. Performing the whale hook may also ensure you'll never have to worry about the whale calling you up one night and asking if you want to go on a date.

Jeff: Holy crap dude, that was one helluva whale you landed last night. Did you end up giving her the whale hook ?

Me: I don't know what you mean, I was serving your sister some stoo last night.

by juskishi August 5, 2007

good to hook

1. Ready to go, or ready to use. Often used after assembling something, or accessorizing something. (typically a vehicle.)

2. Ready to step out or leave.

1.Dude, I just added a new exhaust to my ride. Now all I need is the intake and it's good to hook!

2. "Just lemme grab my shoes and jacket and I'm good to hook!"

by D. Bost December 11, 2006

jersey fish hook

when you're doing a girl from behind and you place your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her vagina, then you pull back like you hooked a large fish.

similar to the jersey meat hook

the other day i jersey fish hooked this broad and she started pulling away and fighting like a large tuna.

by jay c. May 24, 2006

fish-hook

during doggie fashon fucking, the act of pulling a woman's head back by grabing the insides of her cheeks with your index fingers.

Last night while fucking your grandmother, I gave her the old fish-hook and her dentures fell into the dog dish.

by Capn' Caucazoid September 1, 2003