An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.
I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
Hey Joey are you going to de-hat yourself for the national anthem or are you going to be disrespectful?
by Bevinkrown February 07, 2010
by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009
by Donkeyducklover76 February 04, 2018
by Crusty lips February 29, 2016
A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
by whigrat November 15, 2018
Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
by bkap314 January 15, 2021